scienceoftheidiot:

wwisuggestions:

wwisuggestions:

get bored and antagonise the french

Current French mood, in fact

syoish:

Everyone I follow: I’m leaving tumblr because of the nsfw ban, here’s my twitter and instagram.

Me, who’s been using tumblr as my sole source of social media since a crisp autumn day in 1648, hates change, and is terrified of a different social media experience:

jvlianbashir:

xenomorphbi:

( • )( • )

itsagifnotagif:

Tumblr may have banned porn. But you can still follow me and watch as I get fucked by life

staff:

we fucked up

theflatwoodsmonsterisalesbian:

I get why ppl are leaving tumblr but ive never deleted an account for anything in my life and if tumblr wants me to leave theyre going to have to kill me themselves

marina-diamandis:

migrating to twitter bc tumblr might die is pure crackheadery if this thing goes down I’m just gonna start reading books

its-a-different-world:

randomleighcool:

tkyle:

Peppa Pig is not here for your lying ass, Susie Sheep.

BITCH!!! 😂😂😂😂

THIS IS IN MY TOP 10 FAVORITE CARTOON SCENES BECAUSE SHE GOT SO FREAKIN MAD, LIKE, SHE STRAIGHT SPAZZED MY GIRL SNAPPED AND BARELY SAID A WORD. PISSED.

jidashia:

Grandpa Friend™:

- almost always grumpy
- bad at showing affection but cares about their friends a lot
- “what did you say?”, “Sorry i didn’t hear that, can you repeat it?”
- often reminisces about their youth (even though they’re probably only in their twenties. Alternatively: “kids these days…”)
- too old for this shit (see above)
- totally not down with the youth
- bad back (and everything else hurts too)
- likes to complain

thebootydiaries:

me: *makes one small mistake*

my brain: (SLAMMING HANDS ON TABLE AND CHANTING) DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEAT